The Pirate Captain is the leader of a ragtag group of sea dogs, whose enthusiasm far exceeds their ability to plunder booty. As a result, The Pirate Captain and his crew are a laughing stock, derided by rivals such as Black Bellamy, Cutlass Liz and Peg Leg Hastings. To prove the naysayers wrong, The Pirate Captain sets out to capture a Bank Of England treasure ship. Instead, he storms The Beagle and captures Charles Darwin and his primate manservant, Mister Bobo.
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